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EARLY WARNING FACILITIES REPORTING
TOBACCO HAVEN – BROOKLINE, NEW HAMPSHIRE
LA FLOR DOMINICANA – SANTIAGO, DOMINICAN REPUBLIC
Throughout human existence the End of the World “DOOMSDAY” has been predicted time and time again with the human race surviving each prediction. The year is 2012 and there is a new “DOOMSDAY” scenario looming.
Months of intense monitoring and years of cigar research have brought La Flor Dominicana to accurately predict the End of the World we all know to occur on 12/21/2012.
The focus of this research that has led to this “DOOMSDAY” prediction is a doomful cigar (The MEANER DIGGER) observed on a direct crash course to Tobacco Haven – North of the Border – Brookline, NH. After further research it has been determined that upon it’s arrival on earth, which has been confirmed as December 21, 2012, all humankind will be extinct.
The MEANER DIGGER
Length: 10 Inches
Ring Gauge: 60
Wrapper: Dual Wrapped Ecuadorian Sun Grown Barber Pole Binder/Filler: Dominican (Double Ligero)
One Time Release Limited Edition (Tobacco Haven Exclusive) 2012 TOTAL CIGARS
100 – 20 Count Boxes
1 – 12 Count Box (To be left for the last person on Earth)
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